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I'LL NEVER FLY WITH STARFLEET AGAIN?
tune: "I'll Never Fall in Love Again"

What do you get on the Enterprise?
A bright red shirt and a batch of tribbles,
Grim faced Spock and Kirk, who giggles.
I'll never fly with Starfleet again.
I'll never fly with Starfleet again.

What do you get when you go to sickbay?
Clothes all covered with salt and pepper--
When you're examined by the doctor.
I'll never fly with Starfleet again.
I'll never fly with Starfleet again.

What do you get to do for shore leave?
Trapped in time on some whacky planet,
And some computer tells you to can it.
I'll never fly with Starfleet again.
I'll never fly with Starfleet again.

Don't tell me what it's all about.
I've been there and I'm glad I'm out--
Out of the fleet and the Federation,
That is why I'm on K-7 station.

What do you get on the Enterprise?
A grouchy crew and a crabby captain--
That's what you get when you go trekkin'.
I'll never fly with Starfleet again.
I'll never fly with Starfleet again!



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