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THE FENCER'S SONG
tune: "The Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python

I'm a fencer and I'm okay.
I attack all night and retreat all day.
I wear a mask, a leather glove,
A jacket and lame'.
In my dreams, I'm d'Artagnan,
The hero of the day.

He's a fencer and he's okay.
He attacks all night and retreats all day
. He wears a mask, a leather glove,
A jacket and lame'.
In his dreams, he's d'Artagnan,
The hero of the day.

I'm a fencer and I'm okay.
I feint all night and deceive all day.
I parry four and circle six.
I have a master plan--
To be the greatest fencer
Ever known to man.

He's a fencer and he's okay.
He feints all night and deceives all day.
He parries four and circles six.
He has a master plan--
To be the greatest fencer
Ever known to man.

I'm a fencer and I'm okay.
I lunge all night and I ache all day.
My knees are shot. My feet are numb.
In traction I should be.
Bear the pain to get the gain.
Endorphins are the key.

He's a fencer and he's okay.
He lunges all night and aches all day.
His knees are shot. His feet are numb.
In traction he should be.
His doctors think he's crazy.
And frankly, so do we!

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